Castello di Azzurro
Principato dei Mari Fortissimi


ambasciata del principato
via Roma 30
18031 Bajardo (IM)


Cosa mangiamo dal 1 aprile :

4 banane, ravanello, piselli
5 lattuga, ciliega, ribes, fave
6 nespole, fragole, zucchini
7 meloni, susini, pesce, amarene
8 mora, mele, mandorli, pommodori, cetrioli
9 meloni, pere, ficchi
10 nocci, uva, cacchi
11 castagne, melograno
12 olive, kiwi
1 pompelmo, arancie
2 maracuja, limoni
3 cavolfiori, carciofi


Welcome All Fans of Kingdom of the Windy Seas!

A brief know-how to navigate in our structures virtual & real. At the begining individuals interested wirtually:

1) We have a plenty of facebook dedicated groups which you can join:
  • 'Pogawedki Sympatykow KWM' all default discussions & forum when you can share stuff, we do not moderate this grup, any content is allowed except for adverts and catastrophism/defetism
  • 'Ministerstwo Gospodarki i Transportu KWM' (ministry of economy & public transport) trade & our economy, carpooling for visitors of our embassy in Bajardo (AWB)
  • 'Komunikaty Ministerstwa Skarbu KWM' public info about our currency and financial self-defense
  • 'Loza Teoretykow Spiskowych KWM' conspiracy teories and all stuff that do not allowed in main group
  • 'Mam Wize KWM' visa holders (individuals have visited already our kingdom IN PERSON)
2) Types of our visas:
  • permit A (touristic - half year valid - multiple)
  • permit B (longterm stay with work)
  • permit C (citizenship)
3) Application for permit A requires:
  • photo
  • resume
  • time period & accomodation preferences
  • Your motivation to visit/join us (what is the deal)

4) Application for permit B requires declaration & fulfillment of our 5 core values:
  • consequence
  • work in land
  • logic/rationalism
  • empathy
  • tollerance

and respecting 5 others:
  • loyalty
  • respect
  • courage
  • humility
  • dygnity

in that meaning - to play with us in ONE TEAM not for particular profit and short term benefits. The following requirement is possesing own land (except for girls under 30 who can declare staying in principality and supporting it till marriage)

5) Applying for citizenship (permit C) requires fulfillment of ALL our 10 values mentioned above, having riding skills (horse or motorcycle) and not having external superiority (except divine - but not divine wife). Citizenship is only for warriors of our kingdom and their supporting them wifes. In case of women - the only way to get permit C is to marry a man with permit C. Permit C is granted only on special occasions - initiations and weddings. Permit C requires also respecting 7 royal values:
  • self-development
  • minimalism
  • sanity
  • dedication
  • savoir-vivre
  • foreign languages
  • rational faith

There is a balance in those rules - men have a challenge at the beginning by conquering the land, women later by conquering the men... This is a fully traditional behaviour all over our planet since millenials. We recover those old values.

Inherited laws: KWM do not allow divorces. Side which withdraw the marriage - left heritage to the spouse.

6) Applications need to be send with all official correspondence to official e-mail address in the left pannel.

7) individuals want only to settle down in Italy are not obligated to applying for visa. Business affairs whe support at the level of our embassy in Bajardo (AWB):

and with our allies. In case of booking living space in AWB please contact e-mail above. Facility has 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, matching co-travellers is recommend on MGiT KWM

8) Our economy based on:
  • bio food
  • excursions & sightseeing on place
  • searching for properties to buy
  • accomodation
  • teaching languages
  • contacts & connections
  • airport transfers
  • contracts with our allies

We expect in exchange:
  • support in transport logistic (international)
  • work
  • promotion (especially international)
  • support for our allies from UA, DE, UK, IT, FR in variety of needs

Here you find snapshots from our daily life, harvests and also evidences from announcing our independency on G7 in Elmau on 8th of June 2015

Youtube. We have two channels, 'absolutarianin' with two fundamental films translated:
  • why worry
  • 'La bella vita, certamente!' (multilingual) and second "Ksiestwo Wichrowych Morz" technical, for promoting local life on social media.

10) Our story. Can be read by clicking on polish flag, few snapshots from our historical facility Szklany Zamek founded at the Baltic Sea (in Oslonino) remains our old-fahsioned website:

Ugh... have fun in recovered traditional reality!

Copyright © 2012 Wojciech Marchaj

17 powodów dla których daliśmy nogę na Rivierę dei Fiori:

1. wino tańsze niż chleb
2. rośnie tu wszystko, poza palmą kokosową i ananasową
3. sześć rodzajów lodów orzechowych
4. z góry widać lazurowe wybrzeże
5. po przeciwległej stronie doliny Bussana Vecchia, gimby nie znajo
6. po ogrodzie buszują zielone legwany
7. ziemia rolna wokoło nie przekracza cenowo używanego samochodu i nie ma za nią podatku
8. na festiwal do Cannes mamy 70 km
9. nikomu nie przeszkadza jeżdżenie na polskich blachach
10. czereśnie same suszą się na drzewach
11. żaden służbista nie przywali się, że śpisz na ławce, albo przeszedłeś na czerwonym świetle
12. na tor uliczny Formuły I w Monaco 50 km
13. jedna z najlepszych oliw z oliwek na świecie
14. miejscowa policja ma mundury skrojone przez Armaniego i taką też ogładę
15. woda jest za darmo
16. w jednym kadrze chwytasz: ciepłe morze, palmę i ośnieżony szczyt
17. w ogóle z zimą jest tutaj jak z optymalną imprezą - możesz zajść na nią w kapciach, ale nie odbywa się u ciebie w domu